EBOOK or EPUB [Patience] by Lisa Valdez
review Ü PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ñ Lisa ValdezHades Matthew and Adam and Eve which I ound rather interesting While this wasn t uite up to the uality of Passion it was pretty good and it managed to entertain me I hope LV has plans to write not only about youngest sister Primrose but also Matt s riend Lord Fitz Roy and the young street lad Mickey Wilkes I sense a good story there I just hope we don t have to wait years or them 4 stars I read but I snoreth Incoherent Blasphemous Song of Verity 54After getting a glimpse the 1st 63 pages uitting it a week ago I Diamantmysteriet forced myself to resume this excruciatingly painful read times I had this weird grin plastered on myace My enflamed senses wept rom the ensuing hilarity triggered by the steady rivulets of inane dialogues extremely purple prose As the twilight approached I thought the veins on my hands were turning purple rom reading the sketchy marathon of adjectives It could be that my bleary eyes were playing tricks on me The monotonic book s inundated w a lurry of HH s cock cods clitoris cunt s hyperactivities clenching tingling uivering dripping pounding throbbing pulsing weeping twitching watering bloating swelling sweating writhing aching palpitating etc She really cracked the jackpot w this simmering concoction The half baked romance is just a camouflage no substance beneath it If they cut down the orgasmic bumping grinding
all U get is prolly just 1 % of romance There s not a lotta heart If I read 1 His cock throbbed Her 1 % of romance There s not a lotta heart If I read 1 His cock throbbed Her pulsed I d scream but I didn t wanna wake up my sleep deprived amily If I were an editor I d be too embarrassed to subject potential readers w this atrocious claptrap Matt doesn t even tear Patience asunder w his power of luv cue Celine Dion s eardrums splitting rendition of The power of luv until page 302 In this overly distended 360 page book we get interminable pages pages of Matt degrading the TSTF too stupid to Torrent of Portyngale: Re-Edited from the Unique Ms. in the Chetham Library, Manchester (Classic Reprint) fuck Patience cuz her divine purpose is merely as his convenient stretchableuckhole We should applaud him The Pocket Mommy for restraining himselfrom bathing his rampant cock in her sacred virginal blood Patience is his virtueI gotta ind another mindless book to cleanse my reading palate self resuscitate my luv or romance porn I As If Being 12 3/4 Isnt Bad Enough, My Mother Is Running for President! felt like spraying Patience s clitoris w a potent anesthetic Her blood pulsed her clitoris pulsed in recognition of his presence W Matt s constant adjusting of his tight pants I pondered if it woulda been prudent despite his direinancial straits if he d just custom make baggy pants to accommodate his ever present boner whenever Patience s ballooning elastic sex is in the vicinity The conflict cello vs Matt s insatiable prick My cello is important because it challenges me never disappoints me And despite the As If Being 12 3/4 Isn't Bad Enough, My Mother Is Running for President! fact that it is but wood string it comforts satisfies me Hmm Yeah sure So does Matt s throbbing cock sweetie I d pick Matt sriggin instrument of pleasure to pluck my strings There s also her lips on practice wcumming all U get is prolly just 1 % of romance There s not a lotta heart
The Infamous Cucumbers Whyinfamous cucumbers Why the bedpost or hairbrush Dudette it s a sad state of affairs indeed when hormones are raging uncontrollably only thick cucumbers get utilized as instruments of pleasure The HH s characterizations are as deep as their bubbly Stickman Odyssey, Book 2: The Wrath of Zozimos frothy cum Her redundant verbage irrelevant parody are a testament to what happens when an editor buys a 1 way ticket to snoozefest gives a widely established authorull reign to cram as many repetitive trashy phrases during her 5 years of writing Could the delay be cuz the purple prose wasn t purple enuff that the draft got sent back to crank it up another notch Who gives a The Last of the Tribe fig Mayhap this is simply a springboard to pop the next installment out in another 5 years Methinks myav scenes are the clinical 69 scene Patience s undignified leg humping clitoris rupturing scene rabid doggy style I almost burst a spleen as I drowned in my own unforeseen chortles Not trying to pick apart a luffly timeless masterpiece here it s just too campy or words My The Book of Air fav lines vital descriptions tightening her legs around his rugged hipsHeelt no pity or her passionate distress Feel the power of my love I will uck U until U it she s not shopping or shoes Payless His ponderous prick rose The Seduction of Miranda Prosper florid darkMove over Bertrice Small the grande dame of purple prose has arrived in town LV is the reigning ueen rolls out red carpet Did I luv everyriggin minute of it Nope but it s gloriously bad 2 stars The Warrior Princess of Pennyroyal Academy for sheer audacity OK I had a hard. Sionate kiss with an enigmatic man awakens a powerful need in her But can she reconcile her desireor him with her desire or a life that's her own And what will she do when he shows her a part of herself she never knew existedWhen the secret of his illegitimate birth pushes Matthew Morgan Hawk rom his place in society the da. ,
5 intense controversial powerful stars Those of you who have read Passion know that most people either loved it or hated it and the same holds true or Patience I Elizabeth I fall into the love it camp and will not apologize noreel ashamed or doing so The language and sexuality are just as raw and edgy in Patience as they were in Passion so if you were hoping or a tamer book you ll be disappointed I however loved itDescriptionA woman called PatienceA desire that would put her name and love to the testKnown Theres Always a Trail / Home in the Valley for her This was a kind of Dr JekyllMr Hyde bookor me On one hand you have a traditional well written romantic historical with a decent plot which I truly enjoyed On the other hand you have a smutty sometimes vulgar historical erotica which at irst I thought was kind of hot But after reading page after page of how to have sex without actual penetration I was rolling my eyes his boiling cods her gushing uim shaking my head the porntastic acrobatic upside down oral sex scene the irrumatio scene definition right here and cringing spanking her bottom or his pleasure and therefore her pleasure Was Lisa Valdez trying to shock the reader Titillate Maybe All I know is that once the hard spanking commenced she lost me Ouch I don t mind a smutty historical I thought Passion was smutty but hot I guess what I didn t like was the direction that LV took with the sex scenesTo explain Our lonely but beautiful red haired heroine cello playing Patience Dare younger sister of Passion rom the book Passion is not looking or love or a traditional
HEA Of A Husbandof a husband children since being spurned years ago by her cello instructor What She s giving up after one The Everyman Book of Nonsense Verse failed attempt at love Everyone she loves always leaves Patience one way or another her mother died her sister Passion became busy raising their younger sister her cello teacher Henri spurned her so she s not putting her heart out there again However she is attracted to her new brother in law the darkly handsome Matthew Hawk brother of Markrom PassionmaybeMatt s been going through some scandalous tough times he just ound out he s been born a bastard and it s the talk of the ton He aces Ten Years Beyond Baker Street: financial and social ruin because of the revelation in the newspapers that he wasathered by a common gardener Horrors His iancee has dumped him and his ex uture The Essential Library for New Moms 4-Book Bundle: Healthy Sleep Habits, Happy Child; The Baby Food Bible; Infant Massage; Colic Solved father in law Lord Benchley is hell bent on destroying him since he thinks Matt knew all along about the circumstances of his birth he didn t and lied to him The only bright spot in his life right now is Patience who he s hungeredor since he The Triangle of Truth: The Surprisingly Simple Secret to Resolving Conflicts Largeand Small first met herTo make a long story short Matt makes a move on Patience She tells him she can t give him love Matt says that s okay he s sworn off love himself I know what you need and only I can give it to you or something like that Patience bites and they have a wild old time where Patience learns that what she longsor is to submit and Matt teaches her the many ways she can submit to him and give him pleasurebecause his pleasure will lead to her pleasure etc This goes on and on as Matt and Patience who turns out to be a master at ellatio since she practiced on a cucumber as a teen progress rom him teaching her to submit to his wishes lick my cods spread your legs and rest your heels on the edge of the mantle to teaching her all about obeying and discipline Along the way they discover that they really have come to need each other and that maybe love isn t such a ar etched idea But will Matt s thirst NYCTaxiCabTales.com: Taxi Stories from streets of NYC for revenge against those who have wronged him get in the way of their happinessEven though I wasn t all too keen on the direction LV took with the love scenes bondage and spanking to hurt just isn t my cuppa outside of the bedroom I could reallyeel the love that Matt and Patience had The Wrong Side of the Bed for each other Just something about them not being euals in the bedroom buggedirked me even though Patience was a willing and eager that girl was constantly gushing participant But if that kind of bedroom action doesn t bug you I m sure you ll love this book I enjoyed the plot the characters were mostly likable and plenty kinky and somehow I even shed aew tears at the end I especially loved Matt s declaration of love to Patience when he The Alvin Ho Super Collection: Books 1-4 finallyigured out in which direction he wanted to take his life Each chapter starts out with a verse کاروان امید from the biblical Song of Solomon and there s references to the mythological Persephone Patience and Pluto. A woman called Patience A desire that would put her name and love to the testKnownor her exceptional beauty Patience Emmalina Dare has been pursued by admirers ever since coming of age But as suitor after suitor کاروان امید: سرگذشت تری فاکس fails to inspire her love or her desire she is certain she will neverind a man who touches her deeply Until a pas.