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N in your life past or present against whom your womanly superpowers are useless No matter how many tough talks your friends give you no matter how many times you swear him off for good you are a sitting duck for this guy again and againSo as you can see if any of your teens come home referring to any of these terms you now know precisely just how to answer them At the very least this book will serve as a delightful reminder that veryone has a skeleton in her closet right next to her fat pants I received this book compliments of TLC Book Tours for my honest review and found it very amusing to know there are now terms out there for virtually anything Be warned there are some sexually provacative terms in this book so it is not a book for teens With that being said I would rate this book a 4 out of 5 stars Book DescriptionAs the subtitle states The CHICK tionary covers From A Line to Z Snap the Words Every Woman Should Know Containing 450 words that no woman can live without well I could do without cameltoe and cankles The CHICK tionary is that rarest of reference books one with attitude and a sense of humor Organized by alphabetical order like a real dictionary The CHICK tionary is perfect for browsing for a giggle or for times when you hear a term and wonder So B. It exactly what it meansMy ThoughtsI m one of those clueless dorks who is aware of various pop culture terms but don t really know what they mean Forxample back when MILF started floating around I was mystified about what it stood for Same for when cougar started being bandied about I d have to ask Mr Jenners what those terms meant and have to Cabaret endure both his incredulity and mocking So for someone who is perennially out of touch with pop culture slang The CHICK tionary helps me save face and seem with it Also this was my first glimpse into all the possibilities of what could be done with your pubic hair from landing strip to vajazzle to merkin I had NO IDEA there were so many possibilities for that areaBesides illuminating me about the meaning of various terminology The CHICK tionary was a fun read as well Anna Lefler has a sense of humor and she s not afraid to use it or tell it like it is Perhaps the best way to convey the tone and feel of the book is to share a few of the definitions with you Beta Baby noun The heavily scrutinized first child born into a circle of female friends The beta baby provokes a spectrum of reactions among group members ranging from fascination and affection to annoyance and nakednvy depending on the friend s current marital andor relationship status and the degree to which the beta baby disrupts the group Although scientists work to pioneer methods for testing the resilience of the female friendship dynamic it is unlikely that A EFFECTIVE INSTRUMENT THAN THE BETA effective instrument than the beta will ver be developed Poncho noun What is it about a poncho What does that uestion ven mean Anyway a poncho is like a tarp for a person you throw it on pop your head through a hole and most verything is covered The poncho is one of those timeless pieces of clothing that although it becomes trendy very so often never truly goes out of style particularly if it s made from something swanky like cashmere Bonus features of a poncho include the ase of hiding things under it see also pooch and that it may come with pom poms that bounce around like crazy when you run Girl Scout Cookies noun The SCUD missile of dessert items Girl Scout cookies can blast through the most impenetrable of diets and make rubble of ironclad New Year s resolutions faster than you can say I ll take four boxes of Samoas What is it about these things You know if they were on the supermarket shelves you d walk right past them without a second look right Is it their limited time availability The fact that you get hit up for them at the office when you d rather do anything than finish writing that report Is it the smiles of little girls whose hopes and dreams have not yet been crushed under the boulder of life s realities More importantly is anyone selling them here today right now We ve got CASH peopleMy only real complaint is that Lefler neglected to include a definition for hooking up which Mindy Kaling rightly points out in her book Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me needs to be defined Does it mean sex a rigorous bout of kissing I think Lefler missed out a chance to define this most nebulous of terms which certainly cries out for a definition as it leaves me terribly confused whenever I read US WeeklyRecommended for This light and breezy book would be a perfect gift for your bestie or a sister or an older niece or an out of touch older person much like myself who needs to get with the times and stop misusing terms like cougar There are two things that I never miss an opportunity to tell my husband 1 He s damn lucky2 He s damn lucky that I am not a high maintenance my husband 1 He s damn lucky2 He s damn lucky that I am not a high maintenance Now high maintenance isn t among the 450 words no woman can live without that are included in Anna Lefler s The CHICK tionary although it probably should be but that s not the point The point is that before reading this I never realized how lacking I am in the girly girl department Girly girl is included in The CHICK tionary Although I think I just used it in the wrong context Because Ids accidental pageant hair is frenemies with her robotic vacuum and only occasionally relies on her high waisted jeans to hold up her strapless braWhi. ,


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A hilarious and fun read this book is perfect for both the clueless man and the cosmopolitan lady From the definition of a pencil skirt who knew that it was also called an H line to the funky fauxga Anna Lefler doesn t disappoint with a cleverly original collection of words very woman should know So funny Ask any man and he will tell you that women have a language all their own It s true There are issues related to being female that are universal and understood by women of all ages nationalities creeds races whatever You don t have to be bosom friends or En plein coeur even speak the same language to understand when another woman says to you Does this make me look fat This was probably my most favorite definition Does This Make Me Look Fat phraseA seemingly straightforward yet treacherous uestion that reuires different responses depending on the gender of the person to whom it is addressed When asked of a male the reply must be a swift andmphatic No Ideally this will be followed immediately with glowing modifiers such as You look hot and Are you kidding You need to gain a few pounds hon When asked of a female an honest response is acceptable provided it is couched in camouflage comments that blame the unflattering appearance on the hateful designer lousy dressing room lighting andor cheap construction of the offending garmentSeriously a funny book I don t know that it s one you d sit down and read cover to cover but it s one that is hysterically funny to read in snatches It would make a terrific gift for the girlfriend with a healthy sense of humorMany of the topics and definitions are mature definitely a PG 13 rating but I found nothing profane or inappropriately vulgar Rather many definitions were straightforward I found myself The Bookshop on the Shore educated andnlightened at times as there were many words that I didn t know This is just a funny book and one that will have you nodding in understanding and laughing out loud OK so I haven t read Dance Real Slow everyntry worse depending upon your sensitivities this book is on the shelf in the bathroom If it were a guy s book say titled PRICK tionary you know it would be a bathroom book Has that been done It s a perfect little break from work with 200 word definitions of head scr Still wondering how it is that women communicate in such odd and sometimes seemingly telepathic ways Wonder no longer Anna Lefler s debut non fiction novel The Chicktionary From A line to Z snap the words The Art of Memoir every woman should know shares thessential verbiage for communicating The Day Christ Was Born: The True Account of the First 24 Hours of Jesus's Life effectively and intelligently without looking like a hot mess This was a hysterical look at some of the terms used on an almostvery day basis in my life Yes growing up with two sisters and no brothers I m pretty well versed in the sometimes subtle or not so subtle ways women communicate What was hilarious about Lefler s book was her ability to put ach word into a specific scenario in such a short amount of space put ach word into a specific scenario in such a short amount of space the phrase I Hate You for xampleThis is one of those xpressions that is as they say all in the delivery If spoken in a menacing or PostgreSQL Server Programming - Second Edition even straightforward manner it s meaning is well pretty clear If on the other hand it sxclaimed by one female to another with a seemingly warm or jovial inflection it becomes a complex Integrity Restored: Helping Catholic Families Win the Battle Against Pornography expression of admiration andornvy An The Taste of Night (Signs of the Zodiac, example of this subtle use of the phrase might be Omigod that dress makes you look so skinny I hate you It s important to realize that when someone uses thisxpression with you she actually does in some small way hate you p 97 The Chicktionary by Anna LeflerIt s ndings like that that have you rolling on the ground laughing because honestlywho hasn t said or thought that very thing at one point in their life If you haven t you probably need to spend hanging out with your girlfriends In some places it did remind me that I need to get together with my sisters again
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the very near future To be honest after reading it I felt a bit of pressure to incorporate as many words as I could from the book into my review but I m just not that funny I ll leave that to Anna as she has perfected the artAnna Lefler has a knack for knowing just how women think and The Chicktionary is brilliant It s obvious Lefler spent countless hours with other women because I m not sure how you could come up with all the terms found in this little gem Even after growing up in a family of all girls where my father constantly felt like the odd man out I still discovered a few new terms to add to my own Chicktionary If you are in need of ither a fantastic guidebook to women s communication or simply a laugh out loud afternoon of reading then you must pick up The Chicktionary by Anna LeflerMy original review was posted at Chick Lit Reviews and News We girls have an ntire vernacular that is all our own and the males in the room often have no idea what we are talking about when we pull it out Just ask my poor husband who lives in a household full of girls who young as they are have already come a long way towards fluency in girl speakEnter The CHICK tionary Anna Lefler s new resource guide which includes 450 words no woman can live without though I must say I could live without a few of the crass wordsdefinitions included To be honest I m not totally sure if the book is meant The CHICKtionary is a humorous dictionary of the words and phrases women use and what they really mean when they use them The book corrals than 450 ter. ,
Or women or for men but I think both would njoy reading itIn fact The Maestro and I both had a few laughs by randomly opening it and reading definitions on topics from fashion to relationships and The Road From Home: The Story Of An Armenian Girl everything in between He learned a lot and maybe he ll understand all of his girls a bit better now Plus did I mention we laughed a lotHere is the very firstntry in the book A line adjective This term describes a skirt dress or similar garment whose silhouette flares out from the waist becoming wider toward the hem and creating a shape that resembles both the letter A and a teepee although for some reason the term teepee line never caught on Fitted at the waist and relaxed Exile and Pilgrim everywherelse the A line silhouette is both flattering to most figures and comfortable to wear More importantly however the A line will not divulge your figure flaws no matter how much it is waterboarded unlike other garments that will happily sell your secrets all over town see also pencil skirtAnd since I know you re dying to know just what Ms Lefler has to say about a pencil know just what Ms Lefler has to say about a pencil Pencil Skirt noun Named for its straight slender silhouette the pencil skirt is a very popular garment with women who appreciate classic body skimming style It s worth noting however that unless you re buying the skirt for your twelve year old son you can xpect to make a trip to the tailor because as a rule women are not shaped like pencilsThis book is full of fun little definitions just like that which only we girls truly understand And as much as I love the one pencil skirt that is hanging in my closet it only gets worn when I am under a specified weight and since I am currently over that weight it is gathering dust because I am never shaped like a pencil Ever And I love me some A line skirts amen Keep this book around at all times It isn t necessary to read it through like a novel Why Because its really a dictionarybut of girlie terms you know like Hipsters underwear to Not So Fresh Feeling We don t need to define this Anna Lefler stand up comedian and writer at Life Just Keeps Getting Weirder has a fresh intelligent sense of humor that shines in The Chicktionary Meant as a reference book to the sometimes mystifying and always volving language of women Lefler s satirical book is a barrel of laughsFrom bandeau From the French word meaning there s no way that s staying up to clitoris the original Like button Lefler s book is amusing and informative though it occasionally verges on TMI speculum kind of like a really mean platypus beakMuch of the humor seems directed at women such as her description of maxi pads Some pads Hannah Montana: The Movie even come wrapped in sassy colors to match your sassy uterus and her instructions on diagnosing your face shape Stand in front of a mirror view your face and ask yourself this uestion What shape is that Butven Jack found several of the ntries funny reading aloud the ntry for bangsThe one aspect of the book that I didn t like was its rigid structure It adheres to the structure of a dictionary which makes it fun to flip through but not something you d want to say read all the way through in almost one sitting Ahem Despite that ualm I m going to start reading from Ms Lefler starting with her blogThe book raises a few uestions that it can t answer such as whether men really call their penises Mr Shock and Aw Yeah But overall The Chicktionary is the perfect gift this holiday season for the frenemy who has verything specially a good sense of humorFor a full review visit my book review blog Melody Words Can you define these terms bag hag Dude Biffle George Glass Kryptonite Guy Well then you need to pick up the handy Chick tionary From A Line to Z Snap the Words Every Woman Should Know by Anna Lefler Included in this hot pink paperback are often 450 terms that very woman has heard but may not know what it means This prevents you from stumbling over a reply to any of the terms listed above because you don t know what to say because you have no clue what they are talking aboutTo DE mystify the terms listed above by the Chick tionary terms in the book are as followsBag Hag More flattering known as a purse nthusiast the bag hag is the woman who tirelessly and annoyingly pursues a state of perfect handbag self actualization through aggressive acuisition of very it bag that comes on the market A willing slave to the whims of designer supply and demand the bag hag happily announces that her man Silvio at Barneys just bumped her up on the wait list for the new Balenciaga In contrast a self proclaimed bag hag is simple a woman who loves purses but knows her limitations and is satisfied to worship the objects of her affection from afarDude Biffle a variation of BFFL best friend for
Life The Dude Biffle Is 
the dude biffle is male version of the female biffle Filling the gap between the female friend and the GMF see also gay male friend the dude biffle is someone who regardless of attractiveness or availability is never given romantic consideration but rather bypasses any sexual tensions and lands directly in the best friend categoryGeorge Glass Originally invented by Jan on the Brady Bunch after Marcia Marcia Marcia won yet another boy s heart George Glass is now the generic term for an imaginary boyfriendKryptonite Guy The one ma. Ms including some you know uterus and some you might not flexting and defines ach from the perspective of a typical contemporary woman a woman who avo.
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